...and my life on the line, I can't describe the plot of Transformers 2.
Worst movie of the year? Fuck you. Worst movie of the decade? Getting closer. The movie equivalent of your virgin unlubed butthole getting ass rammed by Ron Jeremy on viagra? There ya go.
Michael Bay is to movies as anal bleeding is to gay sex.
Two hours in I said fuck it, this is my life and it's ending one accelerated minute at a time.
I am Jack's seething hatred of Michael Bay.
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