Monday, June 29, 2009

I want you to hit me as hard as you can...

Welcome to Jack's random bullshit

Feel free to pop open a pbr an evian or an innard crippling mountain dew.

I'm fed up, and I'm not going to take anymore of this shit. This will be the blog's rallying cry. Fuck what we are supposed to do. It's time to reclaim humanity from progress. Time to get back to the basics, snuff out all the distractions. So...

Fuck the internet. Fuck bloggers. Fuck organized religion and stupid cunts that call themselves "spiritual, not religious". Fuck twats that tweet. Fuck the fucked up. Fuck the cry baby's. Fuck the politicians. Fuck the shitty movies, the shitty songs, the pop ups, and the mirror athletes. Fuck the cops. Fuck the followers and the so called leaders. Fuck all the people that lied to us. Fuck the American dream. Fuck youtube, iphones, and the beaten path. Fuck masterbation...

Seriously.

Time to strip down. Time to stop taking it out on yourself. Time to stop worrying so much about everybody else.

Your bible is your bible. It may be something I'd wipe my ass with, but enjoy. My bible...my God...my religion is "this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time"...just saying fuck it, I don't care anymore. I can't fight with you anymore. We lost, okay. I get it. You are the almighty powerful fuck you god. A job well done, sir.

We live with so many distractions...internet...internet porn...food...wine...clothes...driving routes...vacations...cologne...ass or vagina...hand or pussy...white or wheat...cunt or mouth...

Tyler says, no fear no distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.

My blog. No rules. I'll tell you to fuck off and you can hit me as hard as you want. We'll talk about sex, drugs, fight club, movies, masterbation, writing, letting go of depression and low self esteem, letting go of possessions, letting go of fear, and judgements.

One thing I won't allow is stupidty. Be smart, be an asshole. Try to spell correctly, but don't try too hard, know what I mean? I won't judge you.

Till next time...

I am Jack's raging boner